Quotes from Burt Prelutsky

It seems to me that if you can't make a good solid case for your faith, you don't have a religion, you just have a habit.

We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas.

Surely something must be terribly wrong with a man who seems to be far more concerned with Jews building houses in Israel than with Muslims building a nuclear bomb in Iran.

The main problem with pacifism is that it doesn't work in all situations. The main problem with pacifists is that they're convinced it does.