Quotes from Michael Kurland

There are no things man was not meant to know. There are, perhaps, things man is too dumb to figure out, but that's a different problem.

There are no things man was not meant to know. There are, perhaps, things man is too dumb to figure out, but that's a different problem.

Holmes had no sisters, and a man who grows up without sisters has few defences against those wiles, those innocent wiles of body, speech and motion, with which nature has provided young females in its blind desire to propagate the species.

Dimly lit restaurants always make me think they're trying to hide the food.

There are no exact analogies.

When a little voice inside of you tells you to duck, you should duck first, and then worry about where the voice is coming from.