Quotes from Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.

One of the extraordinary things about life is the sort of places it's prepared to put up with living.