Quotes from Eddie Cantor

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going to fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.

When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now.

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.

He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.

Truth or tact You have to choose. Most times they are not compatible.

Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank.

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.

Love isn't like a reservoir. You'll never drain it dry. It's much more like a natural spring. The longer and farther it flows, the stronger and deeper and clearer it becomes.

We call our rich relatives the kin we love to touch

It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.

It takes twenty years to make an overnight success.

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.