Quotes from Jill Kargman

A lot of people might define a life well lived by how much is in the bank. I feel like it's how much you laugh.

I wanted to make a late-night-type show that happened to be in the morning for moms. Bravo was more interested in a blend of my books 'Momzillas' and 'Sometimes I Feel Like a Nut,' which is a collection of nonfiction essays.

I always did my own thing. I'm not an outsider, but I have one foot in and one foot out.

I get verbal diarrhea in the writers' room. I just tell everyone a million anecdotes and stories and craziness, and we all double up on the floor laughing.

My five best friends, who were my bridesmaids in my wedding, are still my best friends.

When I married Mr. Right, I didn't realize his first name was ALWAYS.

month after our lunch at Sant Ambroeus. I blurted it out so loud in Orsay

wisecracks about my wheelchair drag racing, they all said they were happy to see I was still joking around.

My imagination is a burden sometimes.

Too bad my effing husband couldn't keep his very hungry caterpillar in his pants.