Quotes from Michael Monroe, Afterlife

A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards.

If the only option you leave poor people with is to resort to violence in order to survive, they'll do just that. And there are lots more poor people in this world than there are rich ones.

A joke is a witticism or play on words that's meant to be funny. I say 'meant to be' because most jokes aren't funny. They range between mildly amusing and grimace-inducingly annoying.

You shouldn't say mean things to people before they kill you. It's being a sore loser.

Let them come. We've got helicopters, tanks, jets, and big guns. We've got armies of robots. What do they have but their stench and the squalor they live in?

There's a big difference between being numb to something and being immune to it.

Well you know what they say. It's always raining somewhere.

You'll find a way. You'll always find a way. And on the rare occasions when you can't, you'll have friends who will.

We all end up dying in the end. It's just a question of how and when.

As far as I know, there's nothing more dangerous than a man who doesn't care if he lives or dies.

He could argue a case for anything, but that doesn't change the fact he's wrong most of the time.

Don't stay with someone who drives you crazy. Find someone who keeps you sane.

We don't want our politicians bending to the whims of whichever corporation has the money to pay them off.

People didn't love all of this when they still had it. If you love something, you do what's best for it. You don't destroy it.

Well one tiny poisonous spider can kill a very large man if it bites him in the right place.

A leader's first duty is to look after his or her people, especially those who are sick, hungry, or thirsty.

Ask very pointed questions. Sharp as sword blades, or laser blasts, if you catch my meaning.

That's what you people do, isn't it? Make assumptions and sell them to impressionable idiots.

Money is a tool we use to reach certain ends. Nothing more, nothing less. It's hard to come by, though, so when opportunities arise, we need to make the most of them.

That was a double negative, Jemail. By saying that you haven't seen nobody, you're actually saying that you have seen somebody.