Quotes from Dobie Maxwell

One of the things that stays behind in childhood is baseball infield chatter. "Hey batter, hey batter, batter . . . swing!" For instance, as an adult, I've never seen courtroom proceedings start with "Hey lawyer, hey lawyer, lawyer . . . sue!"

I used to work in a Fotomat booth. Talk about the world's worst office Christmas party. I sat in a mall parking lot with a punchbowl and a candy cane.

I'm having car problems. My Check Engine light came on today. But I couldn't check it; there was too much smoke. Then the Game Over light came on. I hadn't seen that one before.