Quotes from Andrew Wareham

The Kaiser was Royalty, with a capital 'R', being Queen Victoria's grandson. As such, he could not, by definition, be insane. The Kaiser was also the leader of the Huns and was obviously crazy as a loon. That being the case, he was quite mad. It was not easy to be mad while being sane, but it was absolutely essential that he should be both. He wondered what the Daily Mail had to say on the topic.

You must win general elections. Having done so, you can ignore the masses for the next three or four years,

Ship sinks or you falls overboard, all swimming's going to do is

Ship sinks or you falls overboard, all swimming's going to do is make it take longer to drown.