Quotes from Robert K. Elder

FIRST DIP, THIRD NIP We went out on the lake and, after his first dip in the water, I noticed the mole on his chest had reacted to the cold. Triple nipple is a deal breaker. —Jillian

TEARS OF A CLOWN My boyfriend said, "I think clown makeup is really sexy." Shortly thereafter, he whispered in my ear, "Seriously, babe, it's a major turn-on." He wasn't joking. —Chelsea