Quotes from Lee Evans

That's the thing with life; whenever there's a real proper decision to be made, there's never anybody around but you.

Books Can Fuel Your Dreams!

Rent 'em, Tape 'em, F**k 'em.

I always preferred Harpo to Groucho Marx.

I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me tea!