Quotes from Jimmy Cannon

A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set

A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong

A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set.

[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.

England produces the best fat actors.

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.

I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.