Quotes from Donald Margulies

Love ya" is the coward's way of saying "I love you.

Who even *heard* of gluten till a few years ago?

You know, Granna, going around saying how you don't watch TV... It's not even pretentious anymore... it's just plain out of it.

Here's a bit of advice... When a woman invites you into her home... and you don't seduce her... don't seduce another woman, darling, certainly not under the same roof. It's bad manners - ungallant to say the least,

No matter how much I stir, my soup still sticks to the pot.

He has the self-conscious look of someone drinking alone who is trying not to appear self-conscious.

KAREN: Come on, honey, I'm mincing garlic and you're feeling amorous. Tell me: what am I supposed to do about this? GABE: You could try putting down the knife.