Quotes from Bruce Lansky

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.

You always nag the one you love

Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of.

What I Found in My Desk A ripe peach with an ugly bruise, a pair of stinky tennis shoes, a day-old ham-and-cheese on rye, a swimsuit that I left to dry, a pencil that glows in the dark, some bubble gum found in the park, a paper bag with cookie crumbs, an old kazoo that barely hums, a spelling test I almost failed, a letter that I should have mailed, and one more thing, I must confess, a note from teacher: Clean This Mess!!!!

Too Busy I've folded all my laundry and put it in the drawer. I've changed my linen, made my bed, and swept my bedroom floor. I've emptied out the garbage and fixed tomorrow's lunch. I've baked some cookies for dessert and given dad a munch. I've searched the house for pencils and sharpened every one. There are so many things to do when homework must be done.

I can't possibly go to school today," Michelle pouted, "I have nothing to wear." Her

One day Michelle

If you want to go to the ball, go.

Parenting: Nobody really wants the job, but everybody thinks they can do better.

Before she knew it, it had found her finger and was contentedly sucking on it.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.