Quotes from Jim Rose

I broke my arm in 3 places so I wont be going back to those places.

My siamese twins moved to England so the other one could drive.

You know you have had a productive day when you run out of semen.

My father was a Filipino contortionist who was known as the Manilla Folder.

I have hair in places monkeys dont.While giving birth my mother almost dies from rug burn.

There is nothing more bitter than an opportunist who miscalculates.