Quotes from Joan Powers

When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.

When speaking to a Bear of Very Little Brain, remember that long words may bother him.

If possible, try to find a way to come downstairs that doesn't involve going bump, bump, bump, on the back of your head.

Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried for quite a long time afterwords.