Quotes from Joanne Rocklin

You get a happy feeling helping someone read. You feel sort of like a wizard.

Why not"! That is SO wise. So many things would be possible in this world if you thought "Why not?" all day long.

Empty calories taste so good when you're down in the dumps.

Cat pee isn't a bad smell if you have a cat that you love.

Mom wouldn't approve of taffy for breakfast, magic word or no magic word, but Gramma Dee is different that way. A lot of grammas are.

It seems weird that an educational establishment would use the wrong spelling on purpose, but there you go.