Quotes from Texas Guinan

A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards.

Success has killed more men than bullets.

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

Hello, sucker!

I go up and down the scale so often that if they ever perform an autopsy on me they'll find me like a strip of bacon — a streak of lean and a streak of fat.

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.