Quotes from Chris Morris

If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown.

The pursuit of approval usually ends in disaster.

There are works of fiction which seek to explain jihadi terrorists as the militant wing of Amnesty International. I don't buy that.

No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them.

I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it.

The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out.

A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire.

You see young people, or kids, and they're fascinated by the way people talk. And that's great. But eventually you get to the point where you think, 'You know what? I don't care how you talk, I'm just listening to what you're saying.'

When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase.

You can only maintain your interest if you're travelling more in ignorance than knowledge.

And what do the Theban hoplites see in this extended rending of the sky, this white-bright glory of Enlil's lightning? The future, but not theirs: paired cavalry fighters; formed ranks of armored death; grim men on their tall horses with lightning limning weapons tailored to the task; men spoiling for a fight if the gods allowed -- the Sacred Band of Stepsons, out from shadows and the dark.

Hero-cults complicate everything in a Sacred Band.

Listen close and you can hear, "Please, bless us and forgive us, and make us good here and strong here. Let us get along here. Let those we love and left behind be blessed. Let us find the proper path and keep to it. Help us act harmoniously, and find work pleasing in the sight of god and man."

Look around you. It's an honor to fight beside you. Today we choose to fight. For the freedom to fight on other days. So we remember what's worth fighting for.

Nature has a surer plan than mortals can devise.

Nonlethal weapons can provide life-conserving, environmentally friendly, and fiscally-responsible options between talking and shooting.

Survival has its own etiquette.

The gods gave us horses so we wouldn't have to fight on foot.

Wanting neither too much to live, nor too much to die.

We've had it checked and it reads like the ramblings of a drugged donkey

Only the very ugly is truly beautiful, and if the printed word has any meaning, then it must come from the very edge of fucky-bum-boo-boo

I don't follow God's commandments; I follow Satan's commandments.

After the first pressing sold out, the New Vista partners turned the masters over to the band. "They were very cool," says Rosas. "We paid them back, and that was it. We sold a lot of records off the back of our van. We sold it off the stage, and we had about ten record shops that were selling it for us. I think eventually we sold about eight thousand records. Little by little, year after year, we kept selling it.

By any measure, the PiL show was a catastrophe for the band, but they left the Olympic with a new resolve. Says Pérez, "Because it was kind of a big deal for us, our wives came with us, and everyone in the family came, and they were all hanging out in the wings of the backstage area. We went around the curtain and went back. Our families were in tears. I had spit hanging from my chin. But