Quotes from Joe King

Humburgers!

What dogs rip the mail every morning? Tear-riers!

Good Reasoning Skills Scene at a restaurant: Customer: Excuse me, waiter. I hate to bother you but there's a big bug in my porridge. How do you explain this? Waiter: Sir that just proves that the porridge is so good the bug could not resist swimming in it. Enjoy your meal!

Do you know why the arithmetic book was so sad? A: It had so many problems inside!

Q: Two pennies were talking to each other. Do you know what one of them said to the other one?

raise? He was outstanding in his field.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland? No idea, but the flag is a big plus!

Happened to be the first time we played the song live, but I absolutely for the life of me could not find the key singing and had to stop the band to find it.