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Quotes from Joel N. Ross

Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Good," she said, "because if you fall off a skyscraper, I'll be so mad at you.
~ Joel N. Ross
It was going to be our job to annoy someone?" "I know—it's a dream come true!
~ Joel N. Ross
Are you . . . lost?" "Not really," she told him. "We just don't know where we're going.
~ Joel N. Ross
After an hour the score was: Quancita—34 Radiz—51 Sally—froglegs Perla—9 and 21 Me— hoo-hoo-hooo
~ Joel N. Ross
What are you doing?" I asked Loretta. "Stabbing a cushion," she told me.
~ Joel N. Ross
Now?" I asked. "Like, now now?" "What other kind of now is there?" Loretta asked.
~ Joel N. Ross
Uh, she said maybe your eyes matched the Fog like a synchronous magnetic field?" "I don't even know what language that is.
~ Joel N. Ross
Keep moving!" "Bea's arguing with the floor.
~ Joel N. Ross
Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon...
~ Joel N. Ross
Loretta started belting out a song: "Row, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G !
~ Joel N. Ross
We're alive!" Swedish told her. "I did not see that coming.
~ Joel N. Ross
Did Cap'n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny." "Yeah," I said, "that's exactly how I'd describe him.
~ Joel N. Ross
You know what to do?" "Wander around," I said. "Until I spot a self-assembled whangdoodle from the Foggy depths.
~ Joel N. Ross
Did you just call me 'sweetie'?" I asked. She shoved my shoulder. "No.
~ Joel N. Ross
Well, the bad news," Swedish said from the wheel, "is that Chess still thinks he's funny." "What's the good news?" Loretta asked, leaning on our little copper-tubed harpoon. "That Kodoc dropped a bomb on the city?
~ Joel N. Ross
Now you're listening to Swedish ?" I asked her. "He thinks I'm the Compass because every time I see ticktocks, I happen to be there!
~ Joel N. Ross
If Chess is the switch," Loretta said, "how does he turn the Fog off?" Bea bit her lower lip. "I don't know—ask Chess." "How would I know?" I said. "You try being a switch.
~ Joel N. Ross
Why would they follow me?" I asked Swedish. "It doesn't make sense." "They're made of trash and Fog," he said. "You think they make sense?
~ Joel N. Ross
Wait a second," I said. "Did we just win ?
~ Joel N. Ross