Quotes from J. B. Morton

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed.

Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards.