Quotes from Joy Browne

She's an idiot. She's looking at life through a selfish, lusty haze.

Opposites attract - and then aggravate.

Charity always feels better to the donor than to the recipient.

It is a lot harder to put something back together than to keep it running.

You can certainly go to war about it, but to me it seems pointless.

How do you take something and make it special? The answer is a lot of hard work and a great deal of imagination.

In its purest form, dating is auditioning for mating (and auditioning means we may or may not get the part).

The American notion of family is perhaps the most romanticized, deep-rooted, and misery-producing fantasy of the last hundred years.

Superstition is just fantasy with attitude; it's a way of erroneously trying to control events.