Quotes from Samuel Hoffenstein

What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching?

The dead they sleep a long, long sleep; The dead they rest, and their rest is deep; The dead have peace, but the living weep.

Babies haven't any hair;Old men's heads are just as bare;Between the cradle and the graveLies a haircut and a shave.

My soul is dark with stormy riot, Directly traceable to diet.

My soul is dark with stormy riot: directly traced over to diet.

What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching?

When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you're near.

Breathes there a man with hide so tough Who says two sexes aren't enough?

Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave.

My soul is dark with stormy riot: directly traced over to diet.

I burned my candle at both ends, And now have neither foes nor friends.