Quotes from Francesca Simon

Henry was right, we should have listened to him, Dad would sob.

Horrid Henry scowled. Typical teacher. You're interested enough in what they're saying to ask a question, and suddenly they don't want to answer.

No more Latin, no more French, No more sitting on a hard school bench. No more dirty bread and butter, No more water from the gutter. No more maggots in the ham, No more yukky bread and jam. No more milk in dirty jugs, No more cabbage boiled with slugs. Now's the time to say hurray. We're eating the Infants today!

let it be—MONEY! Of course it was money. What else could it be? There was so much stuff he needed: a Mutant Max lunchbox, a Rapper Zapper Blaster, and, of course, the new Terminator Gladiator game he kept seeing advertized on TV. Mom and Dad were so mean and horrible, they wouldn't buy it for him. But he could buy whatever he liked with his own money. So there. Ha ha ha ha ha. Wouldn't Ralph be green with envy when

lilac ruffled shirt, green satin knickerbockers, tights, pink cummerbund tied in a floppy bow and pointy white satin shoes with gold buckles

MUUUUUUUUMMMMMM!

Make sure there are no zombie vampires lurking in your neighborhood!!!!

That's just copying Daffy and her Dancing Daisies.' 'I'm not copying,' said Perfect Peter. 'Are too.' 'Am not.' 'Don't be horrid, Henry,' said Mum. 'Peter, that's a lovely

Horrid Henry could not stand Moody Margaret for more than two

There's nothing that makes a girl feel less like smiling than some oaf leering at her to change her face

stole the bank's money. You big fat cheater.

Horrid Henry hated vacations. Henry's idea of a super vacation was sitting on the sofa eating chips and watching TV.

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CHEATER!" howled Moody Margaret. "CHEATER!

The Queen was coming to Henry's

Gotcha!" shrieked Horrid Henry. He'd won!!

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I'm starving, thought Horrid Henry. I'll just eat a few biscuits really, really, really quietly—