Quotes from Roger Silverwood

and took two with a sip

I'm fair whacked.

Sounds as if the intruder was looking for something, Norma.

They've only published it on the front page because her nipples practically poke your eyes out.

insurance against everything such as being trampled on by a herd of elephants, stung by a swarm of bees, injured by a meteorite falling out of the sky or death from contracting beriberi.

there had been changes to judges' rules in favour of the criminal,