Quotes from Ron Jeremy

You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.

I had found somebody who lived a life as unconventional as my own. She above anybody would understand that monogamy had nothing to do with my feelings for her. I could go to work and have sex with countless beautiful women, and at the end of the day I'd come home to her and be as devoted as ever. And when she made porn films, it worked the same way. I would call it emotional monogamy...physical nonmonogamy.

How big are you, really? I always say that I'm two inches... from the floor.

If somebody wants to compete, I'll just pull out enough to win.