Quotes from John DeChancie

You can easily recognize the good parts of your life because they are starkly outlined in crap.

interesting ones." "I find that hard to believe," Linda said.

You always complain," Gene said. "Every hand. Which leads me to believe, you clever beast, that it's some kind of psychological stratagem.

Dalton regarded his chess opponent, from whom the outburst had come. "What on earth has got into you?" Lord Peter sat back, a triumphant smirk on his lips. "I moved!" "Well, congratulations. What did you move?" "Bishop to

Well, if I'm not mistaken, if I take your king's

source of his thaumaturgical powers. A gracious host as well, he cherishes his Guests and makes them eternally welcome.

tales of Castle Perilous are as endless as the worlds it contains. Only a relative few of them have been set down.… … Which brings