Quotes from Anuj Somany

A comedian actor who makes the spectators laugh or smile is usually better in nature in real life than an artist who makes the viewers cry or plays the lead role character in reel life.

A comedian is perhaps the only person who is admired as well as paid handsomely for speaking out the truth honestly in his profession by the people.

A company having an annual turnover of Rs.100 crore and employing 1000 number of employees is far better for the growth of the nation than an organization having an annual turnover of Rs.1000 crore and employing 100 number of employees only.

A company who cheats its employees gets merely the customers & clients who eat covertly its progress and profit through its workforce only.

A company, which asks the job-seeking candidates to give it in writing a road-map as how they are going to make it grow as a condition or clause for their hiring, is most likely making a great financial loss and most probably its boss is seriously contemplating only to close down that particular business on gross.

A correct method that has not yielded any desired results for many years has only fallen into the deaf ears.

A corrupt/cheater does not become a quitter of his position in any nation just by trending his name on twitter to go back rather we act like his mission promoter especially when he has been invited by govt oppressor

A couple of worthy words to the wise is enough to make him understand the things , but to the foolish-cum-selfish guys even a lot of bulky books fails to make them comprehend worth anything

A couple should never ever involve outsiders to resolve their marital problem and especially wife's mother called Mama in English and husband's maternal uncle called Mama in Hindi else both will ruin their married life.

A crafty wolf does not mind to find the support from the cunning foxes and rather enjoys only.

A creative mind wishes to find the happiness of heart and the satisfaction of soul on a whole in work as sole own life's goal.

A credible way to unearth the bona fide facts is to make both the partners in conflict to undergo the reliable lie-detection tests, instead of making conclusion by seeing who supports whom & how many.

A crook and crafty rules the place where the majority of the population is either hypocrites or fools.

A crook remains always sickly infatuated to the love or likes for own looks; and the people who have doubt on this outlook can look into the lifestyle of the crafty people from the genuine history book.

A devil is surrounded by befriended demons who smile before his face, but behind speak all ill & conspire evil plans against him only.

A devil on being caught for his evil thought and wrong doings gets the help sought of his buddies asking them to go into public with a mask of a civil to rebuke him first virulently and later on revoke all allegations and aspersions cast on him to give him a clean chit.

A disgruntled, talented employee can do more damage to the market image & reputation of the organization than all its dissatisfied clients or discontented customers.

A dullard only feels exalted upon being conferred with a coveted award that s/he never deserved, but surprisingly even then that shameless person expresses via own word as how s/he feels humbled or honored to the watchful audience of this world.

A female is usually good as a daughter but often not good as a wife

A female is usually good as a daughter but very rarely good as a wife

A fool involves neighbors to discuss and resolve own marital issues or family related problems

A fool remains often glued to an idiot box called TV to hear for an expert's views and reviews as reliable news.

A fool thinks that so-called networking friends are liking his face posted almost daily online, but a wise merely knows that it is their ways of making fun of him/her only.

A fool whatever sees/hears from the news channels says the same,without verifying the facts of those reports, to five more stupids who,in turn, convey it with own spice to five or more duffers and this vicious cycle goes on, so entire population suffers as this rumor/lies spread like virus up to overseas