Quotes from S. A. Sachs

Hope rises like a phoenix from the ashes of shattered dreams.

Tomorrow always comes, and today is never yesterday.

Two-hundred forty horsepower isn't enough to move me anymore. Enough to move my body, yes, but not my soul.

When it comes to hiding porn, every man is a CIA agent.

The scratches in Yoko Ono records are moments of relief.

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.

Physics is geometric proof on steroids.

Nothing is forever, if you have enough power tools.

My cock doesn't talk politics.

You want to run out in front, prepare to be tripped from behind.

Primitive does not mean stupid.

My ideal weight is moobless.

I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good — if it's the pepper or the oni.

Tomorrow always comes, and today is never yesterday.

The scratches in Yoko Ono records are moments of relief.

My [c?ck] don't talk politics.

God doesn't wear a wristwatch.