Quotes from John Wagner

Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.

Think of raking leaves as Mother Nature's way of getting you in shape for shoveling snow.

Rake leaves or move? I can't decide.

If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays.

Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays!

I AM THE LAW!

In this city, we've got a saying: once is coincidence, twice is a booking offense! -Judge Dredd

I guess sometimes you just have to fight your battles.

Justice has a price. That price is freedom.

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.