Quotes from John Lawton

I wouldn't want to be treading too close behind you with the Pyms and the Fermanaghs in this Lobster Quadrille. You never know, I might wear me brown boots with me blue suit, and that would never do.

Albany was, as Onions would have said, the 'swankiest' address a single man about town could have. A beautiful, exclusive apartment building on the north side of Piccadilly. It was an address that would have suited such as Lord Peter Wimsey or Albert Campion,

The Americans will see you. God knows why, but they will.' 'You have a way of making it sound as though they're above the law,' said Troy. 'What you don't grasp, Troy, is that they run things now.

They're all in the Toff's Rifles or the Mummersetshire Yeomanry.

driven crazy by not knowing which'll destroy us first, the H-bomb or the wrong fork at the dinner table,