Quotes from Garrison Keillor (Author)

Too many of my fellow Christians voted for selfishness and for degradation of the beautiful world God created. I guess they figured that by the time the planet was a smoky wasteland, they'd be nice and comfy in heaven, so wotthehell.

If you can't trust your can open, then what?

If you can't trust your can opener, then what? Is your wastebasket going to get you?