Quotes from Sandra Boynton

Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt.

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate.

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.

I want to be your personal penguin. Please?

Clearly it is not the lovelorn sufferer who seeks solace in chocolate, but rather the chocolate-deprived individual, who, desperate, seeks in mere love a pale approximation of bittersweet euphoria.

Research tells us that fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate.