Quotes from Shirley Jump

You stole my heart the day we met, and I've never asked for it back.

God grant me the serenity to accept my goal weight, the courage to resist anything with more than three hundred calories, and the wisdom to check the fat grams before I open my mouth and insert a fork.

God didn't make Eve from Adam's rib. He took out half of Adam's brain by accident.

The Goal is what the Character wants. The Motivation is why they want it. The Conflict is the buts (roadblocks) that keep getting in the way.

All I can say is good luck and I'm going to be in the front row, watching you crash and burn. Because I'm a good friend like that.

twice and went still. "Just what a toy company needs," Carter muttered. "A cat that

even opened the box?" She parked her fists on her trim little hips. "I have had a very bad day." "Well, so have I." He grinned. "But you just made me laugh, so it's starting to improve." She gave him a glare. "I don't find this funny." He raised the can

You know you're about as forthcoming as a mime.

But his liquor cabinet was empty, his apartment devoid of anything female since Cecilia had walked out in a huff last Tuesday and his vocabulary had been missing the words "extended vacation" since he'd taken over the top spot at TweedleDee Toys.

I would rather cover my face in fire ants." "Oh