Quotes from John Pfeiffer

Man is a slow, sloppy, and brilliant thinker; computers are fast, accurate, and stupid.

The bottom line is that you want to communicate to her your feelings for her haven't changed or wavered no matter what her shape is at the moment. All you can hope for is that she'll return the favor as you slowly lose your figure, hair, and all sense of style.

There are fathers who do not love their children, but there is no grandfather who does not adore his grandson. —Victor Hugo

One night a father overheard his son pray: "Dear God, Make me the kind of man my Daddy is." Later that night, the father prayed, "Dear God, Make me the kind of man my son wants me to be." —Anonymous