Quotes from John R. Erickson

Together we kill many chicken, eat cat every day, howl at moon, oh boy.

When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.

There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.

Spelling is a pain in the neck. I do my best with it, but I figger if a guy has tremendous gifts as a writer, his audience will forgive a few slip-ups in the spelling department.

You ever run into the Phantom Dog? One of the scariest characters I ever encountered in my whole career.

By George, I had forty-seven pregnant women with horns trying to take a razoo at me.

try to act your age, not your IQ.

T. Cluck, the head rooster, had just made a shocking revelation.

We already know what buzzards do when they get mad. They throw up.

need to go the the choirpractor one of these days.

took over the ranch, the cowboys had quit feeding silage, so I didn't know much