Quotes from John Stewart

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"

Oh billions of dollars — is there no dispute you can't settle?

Oppression: Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable, doesn't mean it has to change.

Involvement requires not only being able to give, but also being able to take from others--there must be [a] willingness to give the other [person] the pleasure of giving to you.