Quotes from Bard Bloom

Polite fictions are very important for dragons.

There's no remedy for a spat between friends like visiting flaming, whirling death upon your enemies.

First of all, simply clawing or breathing at somedragon once isn't real fighting. Small people usually use words for what we mean by that. They might say, oh, "Your mother copulated extramaritally with a black poodle, and from this union you were born." Dragons just attack, once, instead. It's just as expressive.

So you hired a whore, didn't fornicate at all, and did impromptu major surgery on her?» he asked. «Exactly! Aren't I horny and honorable and brave and resourceful?»