Quotes from barr roseanne iii

Here I am, 5 o'clock in the morning, stuffing breadcrumbs up a dead bird's butt!

Foolish boy. Oh-ho, you know nothing of my powers, do you? See, I'm not just some royal pain in your butt anymore. I'm your mother-in-law. You think I've made your life difficult so far? Well now I'm family, and you've seen the way I treat my family.

What did I tell you about killing your brother in the living room?

Marriage stinks, with a capital SUCK!

I've definitely sunk to an all-time new low: I've been fired by Opie.