Quotes from Dan Greenburg

I carry around such a load of non-specific guilt that every time the metal detector beeps, I always have a wild fear that this trip I absent-mindedly packed a Luger.

You'd better know what you want, because you'll probably get it.

Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex.

Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance.

My own daughter a streetwalker! If you have any consideration for your parents at all you'll do the only decent thing. What's that? You'll leave this house and not come back until you're a virgin.

Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex