Quotes from Santino Marella

The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.

I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.