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Quotes from Martha Wells

But I couldn't ignore it. I mean, I guess I couldn't. Ignoring stuff is always an option, up until it kills you.
~ Martha Wells
Then there was Asshole Research Transport. ART's official designation was deep space research vessel. At various points in our relationship, ART had threatened to kill me, watched my favorite shows with me, given me a body configuration change, provided excellent tactical support, talked me into pretending to be an augmented human security consultant, saved my clients' lives, and had cleaned up after me when I had to murder some humans. (They were bad humans.)
~ Martha Wells
you can't put something as dumb as a hauler bot in charge of security for anything without spending even more money for expensive company-employed human supervisors. So they made us smarter. The anxiety and depression were side effects.
~ Martha Wells
I felt this would be the point where a human would sigh, so I sighed.
~ Martha Wells
think you're emotionally compromised right now." That was Ã¢â'¬Â¦ that was so completely not true. Stupid humans. Sure, I'd had an emotional breakdown with the whole evisceration thing, but I was fine now, despite the drop in performance reliability. Absolutely fine. And I had to kill the rest of the Targets in the extremely painful ways I'd been visualizing.
~ Martha Wells
Please calm yourselves and stop talking. Plan A01: Rain Destruction has been superseded by Plan B01: Distract and Extract.
~ Martha Wells
I guess you can't tell a story from the point of view of something that you don't think has a point of view.(You know, just imagine everything it says in the most sarcastic tone possible.) "There's unrealistic that takes you away from reality and unrealistic that reminds you that everybody's afraid of you.
~ Martha Wells
But the company would access all those recordings and data mine them for anything they could sell. No, they don't tell people that. Yes, everyone does know it.
~ Martha Wells
I looked down. I was dripping onto the floor, a mix of blood and fluid. I hate it when I leak.
~ Martha Wells
The good thing about being a construct is that you can't reproduce and create children to argue with you.
~ Martha Wells
Humans should really do more research. There were operating manuals that would have warned her not to fuck with us.
~ Martha Wells
Iris: "Peri, you can't bomb the colony." Perihelion: "You are incorrect, Iris, I can bomb the colony.
~ Martha Wells
There was a big huge deal about it, and Security was all "but what if it takes over the station's systems and kills everybody" and Pin-Lee told them "if it wanted to do that it would have done it by now," which in hindsight was probably not the best response.
~ Martha Wells
Pretending bad things aren't happening is not a great survival strategy.
~ Martha Wells
I liked protecting people and things. I liked figuring out smart ways to protect people and things. I liked being right.
~ Martha Wells
1) CodeBundle.LockItDown had closed all the hatches on board except those directly between SecUnit 3's position and the shuttle access. 2) CodeBundle.FuckThem had fried all targetDrones. 3) CodeBundle.FuckThisToo had cut the connections between the solid-state screen device and the humans' implants. Oh, and I shut down life support on the bridge so the Targets in there would be thinking about other things besides restarting their screen.
~ Martha Wells
The whole group had been remarkably drama-free so far, which I appreciated. The last few contracts had been like being an involuntary bystander in one of the entertainment feed's multi-partner relationship serials except I'd hated the whole cast.
~ Martha Wells
Target Two's gray face went surprised, then furious. It was kind of funny. This was a point where if I was a human (ick) I might have laughed. I decided to go with my first inclination and kill the shit out of some ass-faced hostiles instead. I told the Targets, "Angry, then afraid, then dead. Is that the right order?
~ Martha Wells
I wasn't going to let him hurt me." I said, "If I thought he was going to hurt you, I'd be disposing of his body. I don't fuck around, either.
~ Martha Wells
Not that a lot of them had asked for it, or had listened to me. Not that I'm bitter about that, or anything.
~ Martha Wells
Amena gave up on the mask and gave me her full attention. "You look angry." "That's just something my face does sometimes." This is why helmets with opaque face plates are a good idea. Amena snorted in disbelief. "Yes, when you're angry.
~ Martha Wells
How humans decide what to do with their arms on a second by second basis, I still have no idea
~ Martha Wells
Humans touch stuff all the time, I wish they wouldn't.
~ Martha Wells
I never know what to say to that. I am actually alone in my head, and that's where 90 plus percent of my problems are.
~ Martha Wells