Quotes from Shanna Swendson

Romantic comedy heroines were seldom on top of the world, doing exactly what they'd always wanted to do.

wouldn't be the sharpest thing in a drawer full of rubber spatulas.

I suggest you start seeing yourself the way he sees you and work on being the best you instead of worrying about what you're not.

I paused for a moment with the strangest feeling of reverse déjà vu. Instead of getting the sense that I'd seen something before, I felt like I hadn't seen it before, even though I knew I had.

People with low self-esteem seldom try to take over the world." Suddenly,

My mother would disown you before you even joined the family. But not in the fun way where you never hear from her again. You'd still have to be around her. You'd just never be allowed to forget how you wronged her. It would be a life sentence.

soon as the lady was more than halfway across the street, I swerved to

It didn't say much for the management I'd dealt with that a psychopathic mobster with plans for world domination really was the best boss I'd ever had.

Does it look to you like she's got a 'my precioussss' thing going on with something in that pocket?" I asked him.

Merlin's "Merlin" outfit.