Quotes from Matt Beaumont

All she wanted was for me to have a dream, a direction, to stop drifting. She wasn't the only one. I wanted me to stop drifting—still do.

See? I haven't reinvented myself at all. I'm just like any one of the half-dozen product relaunches I've worked on—shiny new packaging, same crap contents.

And now I think about it, Doctor, it would appear that I have a growth on one of my testicles sounds like a Morrissey lyric, one he rejected as being too gloomy—that and the fact that finding a plausible rhyme for testicles would have been beyond even his considerable lyrical gifts.)