Quotes from Matt Fraction

Let my tale be a warning. Sure as blood shall be all our undoing, it is stories that set us all free. The stories are all that matter.

Great thing about asking a real cab hack for directions is they'll know where you want to go. Bad thing is they give it to you in cabbie. Lots of turn left by the hobo peeing on the cat sorta stuff.

Hold that thought, ya tracksuit Dracula. You asked about The Avengers. Y'wanna know the best part about being an Avenger? Having Captain America around you all the time. He just– The guy just brings out the absolute best in people. You… want to be good when he's around. You really do. Ivan, look around you real quick. Because, right now? Captain America ain't here.

Death to the pale-penised man-monster! Death to the pendulous-breasted harridan!

If she doesn't want to go down on you, try improving the taste of your semen by eating watermelon, celery, her pussy.

I'm going to ejaculate sparkles into your heart!

How do we define "normal?" Quite literally it comes from the Latin norma meaning "carpenter's square." Straight. And "abnormal?" That's from the Greek anomalos, and the Latin abnormis meaning "monstrosity.

You are both Goddesses of the Stars, no need to get punitive.' 'And yet, "punitive" is what we do so very well.

Fellas! Want to drive her wild? Then learn how to fold a goddamn bath towel, Gerry, jesus FUCK.

Having sex in new locations can be exciting, like when Neil Armstrong fucked the moon.

I've talked to girls who were so blasé about their orgasm. Like it was another thing to do, like I was making it too mythical, too big. Like it wasn't important. Fuck you. This is huge for me. I am God now.