Quotes from Tom Masson

You can always get someone to love you - even if you have to do it yourself.

'Be yourself!' is about the worst advice you can give to some people.

"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.

The love game is never called off on account of darkness.

There are 70 million books in American libraries, but the one I want to read is always out.

Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college.

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

About the worst advice you can give to some people is, Be yourself.

Be yourself is the worst advice you can give to some people.

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record