Quotes from berle milton ii

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

Two is company. Three is poor birth control.

You can fool some of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time. That's usually enough.

Money won't buy you happiness. Money won't buy you love. Money won't buy you health. But the way I see it is--give me the money and I'll rent them.

For the first two years I was married, I thought the only flavor was charcoal.

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering.

Success is relative. The more success, the more relatives.