Quotes from berra yogi ii

We make too many wrong mistakes.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

Never answer an anonymous letter.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

It was impossible to get a conversation going. Everyone was talking too much.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

You're always nervous at the beginning, the first pitch. You get a little tense. When the game starts, then it's all right.

If you don't know where you're going, you might wind up someplace else.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth.

My ambition is to hit .400 and talk 1.000.