Quotes from Betsy Salkind

In my more depressed moments, I believe my cats suffer from Stockholm syndrome. You know, where the hostage falls in love with the captor, as an adaptive mechanism.

I've always, always wanted to give birth. To kittens. I figure it would hurt less, and when you're done, you'd have kittens!

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford.