Quotes from Bill Beham

Any dog owner knows that Pavlov's dog wouldn't have salivated when he heard the bell ring. He would have learned to ring the bell when he was hungry.

Bourgeois is a bourgeois word.

Listen carefully to the advice you give to others. because this counsel is really meant for you.

People with nothing to say tend to go into public speaking.

Politics are the means by which they who can't or won't steal from those who can and do.

Teach a man to fish and he will eat forever. Give a man a fish and he will expect free tartar sauce.

The best non-conformists are the ones you would never suspect.

The most important thing of value that money can buy is freedom.

The quality of a person can be measured in how they answer--what seem like--the least important of life's questions.